Blast off to the year 1959B! Set your video terminals to AMAZEMENT! (channel 3 on VHF)
Jazzpunk: Director’s Cut, first developed by allied gaming scientists during the Great Transistor War, is the only first-person comedy adventure game that stays crunchy in milk, dry in martinis, and removes those stubborn grease stains from pets and carpets alike. A marvel of technology by any stretch of the canine imagination!
Save the date! Jazzpunk: Director’s Cut is coming to PSN September 20th for the Playstation 4, with Pocketstation and Net Yaroze ports soon to follow in S’march Eleventeenth, 2027. Suppository and Eye Drop forms delayed until 2045. We now return you to your regularly scheduled broadcast: S.S. Horsemanship V: Saddle Down, You Foals!